"Really? I’m guessing you don’t have much experience with heat."
This is how I feel right now, right, because I am a snowperson in a world of snow and all I’ve ever known is snow and all I can imagine is snow
But in August I’m going to be a snowperson without a magic ice queen and I’ll be weeping for my own personal snowflakes even though I know the heat of my own tears is melting my face faster.
HOW DO I GET TO THIS FIELD
I have to say though, the memory of the day Martha got fed up with my laziness re: getting an ezpass and just showed up with one for me? Still good. I had hearts in my eyes, ngl. ROMANCE. It’s very, um, practical sometimes?
I had previously thought the horses in Frozen were just groovy-looking fantasy horses. NOPE!
Apparently they’re Norwegian Fjords, and they really do have a black stripe in their manes. They also really, actually, do crazy-awesome haircuts on Show Fjords. The haircut that Anna’s horse has seems to be pretty popular. This is like finding out that unicorns are real. Just one of many reasons to visit Norway. <3
HOW DID 11,000+ PEOPLE NOT LOOK THROUGH ENCYCLOPEDIA OF HORSE BREEDS AS A KID AND PICK OUT ALL THEIR FAVORITES?
Also everyone in Frozen must have been really short because most Fjords are pony height. <3<3<3
cool dog riding horse
I HOPE AND PRAY THAT THIS IMAGE CAME HERE VIA TIME TRAVEL FROM MY FUUUUUUTUUUUURE LIIIIIIIIIFE
For real though, The Empty Hearse needed more fainting.
"My dear Watson," said the well-remembered voice, "I owe you a thousand apologies. I had no idea that you would be so affected."
I gripped him by the arms.
"Holmes!" I cried. "Is it really you? Can it indeed be that you are alive? Is it possible that you succeeded in climbing out of that awful abyss?"
"Wait a moment," said he. "Are you sure that you are really fit to discuss things? I have given you a serious shock by my unnecessarily dramatic reappearance."
"I am all right, but indeed, Holmes, I can hardly believe my eyes. Good heavens! to think that you — you of all men — should be standing in my study." Again I gripped him by the sleeve, and felt the thin, sinewy arm beneath it. "Well, you’re not a spirit, anyhow," said I.
Ugh, this is why Sherlock’s The Empty Hearse just was nottttttt satisfying—because this (and ACD’s canon) is my standard.
Just LOOK at them. <3<3<3
Captain Ray Holt and Puppies in 1x12
BLACK/TAN/WHITE PUPPIES AND AN AWESOME AWESOME DUDE
THIS POST IS MY JAM
I believe my exact words upon exiting the theater were “I really hope someone posts pictures of that Gimli cameo soon so I can make this joke.”
I am so so glad that the internet is with me on the inevitability of Legolas and Gimli.
Although this did also put me in mind of Jacob from Twilight bonding with the baby. Age differences mean nothing in Middle Earth, self. Move along.
When I grow up, I want to be a beam of sunshine, or Dolly Parton, assuming these are actually different things.